E-Mail from Employee Who Loves Wal-Mart:
From: Dean James
goffballs@email.msn.com

People like you fill others with a bunch of bullshit about nothing. Get your lazy ass outside and pick up the trash yourself. It is obvious that this is not the reason you claim to despise Wal-Mart. Perhaps you were once a distraught employee or possibly an irrate customer who wanted something for nothing. When your smelly decrepit body finally decides to spare us all from the enormous amount of bullshit you whine about, I hope that you can say that you have done a fraction of what Wal-Mart Inc. has done for the good of our country not to mention the world. Un-educated retards like yourself is what this country needs to dispose of, not companies that promote family values, morals, and unbelievable amount of money they donate to great causes like Children's Miracle Network. When you attack a great company like Wal-Mart, you are attacking everything that our country stands for. If you don't like it, you can pack your shit up and get the hell out of my country


Editor's note: It is understandable that Mr. James misspelled "irate", but his misspelling of "uneducated" was particularly funny.